So the next time you find a dusty CE0560 in a drawer, know this: it is not broken. It is simply waiting for you to find the right Ralink .inf file, to edit the registry key, to compile the kernel module. The driver exists. It is everywhere. It is nowhere. And that is the deepest truth of all.

The search results were a minefield. The first three links were "Driver Updater" tools—shady